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NEW TUMBLR ACCOUNT

So I’ve been having troubles with this account on the computer for awhile (it works fine on mobile but it absolutely WILL NOT let me do anything on the computer. )
Long story short, I won’t be using this one anymore.
BUT.
I did make a new one last night and it’s far less ugly.
So if you still wanna follow me, go follow my-thoughts-are-tragedies.tumblr.com (It’ll still be the same type of stuff, just a different URL.)
Thanks so much! :3

So guys

My account has a glitch in it or something because I can’t log into Tumblr on my computer because it says there were security issues and it won’t send me the email to reset my password, blah blah blah.
Long story short, I’m gonna make a new blog (which sucks, but I basically have to if I wanna blog on the computer). I’ll post my new URL after I make it :P

lol

helladutchess asked: r u single?

dennys:

we are a restaurant 

gamingdefinesme:

slickster46-ler:

This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen

German is literally the language that tolerates the least amount of bullshit and I love it

gamingdefinesme:

slickster46-ler:

This is the most perfect summary of the German language I’ve ever seen

German is literally the language that tolerates the least amount of bullshit and I love it

(Source: vvant, via drunkklock)

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troyesivan:

troyesbooty:

i see no difference

my reaction to someone telling me they don’t like chicken literally the same as obama’s to nuclear war

(via drunkklock)

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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